The Alabama Housewife

Southern Lifestyle Comedy

Mary Alayne B. Long, also known as The Alabama Housewife,

is a modern-day Southern comedian, storyteller, writer and cultural commentator rooted deeply in the traditions, flavors and character of the American South.

Whether she's recounting a childhood memory, reflecting on her family's

unpredictible adventures or highlighting the people and places that define the South her voice is genuine--steeped in home, hospitality and homegrown wisdom.

Her work aims to connect people to what is familiar yet often unrecognized:

Southern Hospitality, regional foodways, the rhythms of small towns

and the bonds of family. 

She's sure to give you a lot to laugh about (and maybe something to think about) regardless of the place you call home.

Mary Alayne and her husband reside near Scenic Highway 30A

where she also sells real estate and they keep a little cottage up in Alabama

because Alabama will always be their home.

Welcome!