"Mary Alayne is not only bringing the best energy in the room that uplifts everyone in it, shs'e the funniest,
most encouraging and entertaining friend
within seconds of meeting her. She's endearing and
a dang good time wrapped in one."
~Ellen Boyer, The Brett Boyer Foundation
"Once I "found" The Alabama Housewife on Instagram I immediately liked her and felt a connection with her comedy and her platform. Over time she became one of my favorites and I shared many of her funny posts with friends. Fast forward a year or so later and I fould myself in a position to hire a special guest for a fundraiser. I immediately thought of Mary Alayne and I am so thankful she said yes. She was the PERFECT addition to our luncheon and drew the audience in to every word. She is a true Southern storyteller and comedian who makes everyone laugh. Mary Alayne is gracious and heartwarming and makes you feel likek you have known her forever.
She's a true Southern gem." ~ Jill Edwards, Vestavia Hills Garden Club
"Mary Alayne manages to deliver one heck of a punch when it comes to her stories. But it's in the delivery of her stories, how she's able to connect with her audience, that leaves a lasting impression."
~ Ali Diamond, Emerald Coast Storytellers
"There are funny people in the world...and then there are people like Mary Alayne Long, who can turn moments of everyday life into something truly unforgettable. I have had the pleasure of seeing her perform in a variety of settings from a comedy club to fundraisers to a memory care ministry and she connects with every audience. Whether she's sharing stories about marriage, motherhood, the proper use of "Bless Your Heart" or the everyday chaos of life in the South she has a way of making everyone in the room smile. Mary Alayne can cook you a meal from scratch, decorate a home like a Southern Living magazine spread and have you doubled over laughing all at the same time. If she isn't on your radar yet she definitely should be." ~ Diane Watkins, The Church at Liberty Park
"Mary Alayne is one of the most genuine and
authentic humans I know! She has the gift of making you feel seen and loved and like you are her best friend
every second you are with her.
Her Southern charm is unmatched!"
~ Liz Conway Plachta, Ruby's Rainbow
"Mary Alayne Long is a powerhouse comedian and speaker whose storytelling is as real as it gets. She has a rare gift for capturing a room, drawing people in with humor, then disarming them with honesty and heart. Audiences don't just listen to her, they feel her stories. She will have you laughing, crying, and completely engaged from beginning to end. She is unforgettable and someone I would hire for every single event." ~ Lisa Eicher, Sandal Gap Studio
If you love to laugh, you'll love Mary Alayne.
Her Southern sense of humor will entertain you
regardless of the place you call home.
"Mary Alayne Long effortlessly combines her Southern charm with an unparalleled sense of humer--and a touch of sass. She's as natural a storyteller as they come, bringing you along the most hilarious journeys that are sure to warm your heart and make you laugh out loud."
~ Kristy Holditch, Emerald Coast Storytellers
Mary Alayne brings a ray of sunshine to any gathering.
Her gracious charm, witty enthusiasm and perspective only a Southern Belle can deliver will complement any gathering."
~ Paul Stanley, One Southern Man Podcast
For booking inquiries reach out to
maryalayne@thealabamahousewife.com
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